Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Billy: You know he’s bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you’re wife? It’s supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.

E: I hated it [the script]. But the guy already commited to do it and I was trying to be postive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!

(Ari is giving a flight attentend a hard time on not informing him about the delay)
Flight attentend: Sir this had been an extraordinary day! We’re at code red.
Ari: Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool.

Lloyd: You said that if you’re wife didn’t go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn’t time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!

(Vince and his entourage want to board the plane but there is one seat too few)
Ari: Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don’t hold back.

(Lloyd tells Ari he’s going on vacation)
Ari: Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock.

(Ari returning from a talk with heartbroken Vince)
Lloyd: How’d it go?
Ari: How’d the fucking Bay of Pigs go, Lloyd?

Ari: Great work, Rob. Great work. See if you can read this: [Writing on dry-erase board] Get the fuck out! You’re fired, and in case your ears are fucked, Get. The Fuck. Out! And the next person I see juggling, tap dancing, or baton twirling or doing any other circus-like tricks, will join him, all right? One-strike policy applies. Now get back to work. God damn that felt good.

Ari (to therapist at the golf course): You shitty dime-store therapist. A man’s life is on the line here, and all you give a fuck about is beating some stupid club record that will do what for you? Give you five minutes of pleasure while you fuck your unpaid emasculated husband tonight? How the fuck does he afford this place anyway? Isn’t he a guidance counselor at a high school?

Ari (shouting drunk, out of Lloyd’s car window): My life is over…
Lloyd: You’ll bounce back, Ari Gold!
Ari: I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes, and I’m going home in a prop car from the Fast and the Furious, I just don’t see it…