Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Ari (answering the phone): What?
E: Looks like I woke you up this time huh Ari?
Ari: No, but you did wake my wife and kids, dickhead. Vinnie better be sitting in prison with a DUI or something, is he?
E: No..
Ari: Than what the fuck do you want, cunt muscle?

Ari: Come on Vinnie! You’re making bank, you can’t get your boy a whole shirt?
Dom: You talkin to me, jerk off?
Ari: Take it easy Dom, I just don’t want you to excite my man here, he’s into bad boys, aren’t you Lloyd?

Ari: Today, and only today, I’m gonna open up my doors like Ellis fucking Island.

Turtle: This dinner is even better than the one you took us to when you signed Vince.
Ari: Well E wasn’t around for that one, you know, and he’s making up for lost time, ordering three different types of caviar.

Ari: I don’t want you seeing Max anymore.
Sarah: Why not?
Ari: Because, he’s an actor honey. And actors are bad. I know this honey, I work with ‘em all day.
Sarah: Mom used to be an actor..
Ari: And now she is not, and that’s why now she is good.

E (answering an early phone call): Why, Ari?? Why?
Ari: I’m in bed E, talk dirty to me.
E: It’s 5 o’clock in the morning.
Ari: What are you wearing?
E: Fuck you!
Ari: I love when you say fuck, say it again.

Ari: Expectations, you beat ‘m by a dollar, life is great. Get under by a dollar, put a gun in your mouth and make sure I’m standing behind you.

Mrs. Ari: And if we don’t open?
Ari: If we don’t open!? No no no… if we don’t open!?!? What do you mean by that? Would you say that to a fighter on the morning of a fight? Maybe you’ll get knocked out, see you after the fight if you’re not in a coma? Don’t jinx this baby.

(Lloyd hides a present for Ari)
Ari: Why are you sitting like that? What are you wearing, a butt plug?

Lloyd: I’m scared of your wife, Ari.
Ari: Yeah me too, maybe if I rub this guys on the balls she’ll disappear.