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Ari’s Gay Son

2 Dec

Lloyd: I’m family too, aren’t I?
Ari: You’ll always be the gay son I never wanted – yes Lloyd.

Real Mature, Ari

2 Dec

Ari (to Dana Gordon): I wanted someone mature and smart to talk to, and Warren Buffett wouldn’t take my call.

Mad Man Ari

2 Dec

Ari: I want you to call over to the Mad Men offices, and I want everyone from Matt Weiner to the PAs to treat that waiter like shit, humiliate him and send him packing.
Lloyd: I don’t know if I can do that…
Ari: If I see that kid on the Mad Men set, I’m gonna be Mad fucking Man, alright? If I see him anywhere, even as a zombie in the Walking Dead, I’m gonna shoot someone in the head. Get it done!

Top 25 Ari Gold Quotes

3 Oct

So Ari produced some 500 quotes, but what is your favorite quote? You can vote at the bottom of each quote throughout the whole website – and let your favorite quote end up in the all time top 25 below.

Ari Gives Fuck

13 Jan

Ari: You’re right Lloyd. Look at this. 75.000 square feet, all build on my “giving a fuck”.

Ari’s Agency

7 Jan

Ari: When I go, in no time, you will be repping nobodies, like Bill from the Apprentice. No one needs to make a decision right now. I will be starting my own agency. Two very important goals will apply. To make everyone, who is one, from the ground floor, rich! And to burn this motherfucking place to the ground.
Lloyd, are you with me? (Lloyd freezes and doesn’t say a thing).
Ari: Lloyd, what are you doing. You and me, we have a special bond. Come on, let’s go.
Lloyd: Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari: I can’t swear to that, but I promise I will always apologize after.


5 Jan

Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers 28 grand a year to find out something to write about the populair kids.

Thanks Ari

25 Nov

Ari: A simple thank you was all I’m looking for. Russian, Hebrew, Farsi, I don’t care.

Don’t Go Over

26 Dec

Ari: I gave you a hundred million dollars. You’re 15 million over. You AGREED to not go over.
Vince: Because you said I couldn’t direct unless we agreed.
Drama: It’s like when a girls asks you if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say no, but neither of you really believes you mean it though.
Ari: What is he doing here?

Anger Meds

26 Dec

Therapist: Why did you stop taking the anger meds?
Ari: I didn’t think they were working.
[smashes a picture of her cat]
Ari: I’m okay to continue.