Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Sacrifice

Daan — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:51:41 +0000

Ari: Sacrifice Lloyd! Like the Kamikaze pilots used to do.

60 Million

Daan — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:38:15 +0000

E: So what, this guy’s a prince, Ari?
Ari: A prince, an arms dealer, a coke dealer, who knows. What I do know is that 60 million to him is like lunch at the Ivy to you and me. That’s me and Vince, not you and me, E.

No More Drama

Daan — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 21:31:20 +0000

Ari: Jim, listen to me. Just man the fuck up, OK? We got Mary J. coming in today, it’s time to heat the woman’s lyrics; No More Drama!

Citizen fucking Kane

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:15:07 +0000

Vincent: Besides the fact the L.A. Times compared me to Terrell Owens, I’m doing great.
E: You hear that, Ari?
Ari: The Eagles got rid of T.O. and look where they landed. Aquaman 2 is going to make Speed 2 look like Citizen fucking Kane.

Panties

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:14:45 +0000

E: [Come to Sloan’s event], it would mean a lot to me!
Ari: I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me, E. However, I am sitting down with your father in law for the first time in 9 months. If all goes well, I promise you that I will try to shop up. *If* you promise me not to wear any panties!

You Look Haggard

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:13:58 +0000

Terrence: Ari, you look a little haggard. Everything alright?
Ari: It’s called aging Terrence. Not everyone can stay young by sucking the blood of their employees.

Counter

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:13:13 +0000

Terrence: I’m prepared to offer you *four* million dollars.
Ari: Four? (pauzes) Ok, first, let me counter by saying .. fuck you!

Desperate Housewifes

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:12:44 +0000

Ari (walking in on Mrs. Ari’s friends lunch): Ah, the girls from Wysteria Lane. Which one of you is hiding a large black man in your basement?

Stomach Stapeled

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:12:25 +0000

Ari (leaving the lunch): Lunch is on me, provided that uh, Joyce, you still have youir stomach stapeled.

On your knees

Daan — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 23:12:10 +0000

Ari: My wife lost a contact, Davies. Why don’t you pop out and help us, maybe I give you a little curbing when you’re on your knees.