Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

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• Variety is like a high school paper. They pay their writers 28 grant a year to find out something to write about the populair kids. (vote)
  
  
• Ari (answering the phone): You've got Gold! (vote)
  
  
• E: [Come to Sloan's event], it would mean a lot to me! Ari: I get hard thinking about the fact that you actually like me, E. However, I am sitting down with your father in law for the first time in 9 months. If all goes well, I promise you that I will try to shop up. *If* you promise me not to wear any panties! (vote)
  
  
• Mrs. Ari (doesn't want Ari to pick up his phone during couples therapy): I ask for one hour of a day for his undevided attention, and I can't even have that. Ari: You could have it if you want to live in Augorra fucking Hills, and go to group therapy. But if you want a Beverly Hills mansion and you want a country club membership, and you want 9 weeks a year in a Tuscan villa, than I'm gonna need to take a call when it comes in at noon on a motherfucking wednesday. (vote)
  
  
• Ari: People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grant for anyone that can deliver this to me, today. (vote)
  
  
• Ari: Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch? (vote)
  
  
• You know what other class I took at Harvard? Business ethics. I don't steal other people's motherfucking clients. But in YOUR case, I am going to make an exception! I'm going to take everyone! Your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers. When I'm done with you you'll be repping sideshow freaks. You need jojo the dog faced bitch boy, call Josh Winefuck. The lightweight penstealing fuckface. (vote)
  
  
• Billy: You know he's bringing his wife to Cannes? Vince: No, you bringing you're wife? It's supposed to be a boys trip! Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases. (vote)
  
  
• Ari: You wanna hug it out? Let's hug it out bitch. (vote)
  
  
• Mrs. Ari (talking on the soap opera she was asked to play in): Tell me that it's exiting, and that if I did it I would be good Ari: It's a soap opera baby... there is no good, there's just degrees of bad. Mrs. Ari: Well, then tell me that I would be pretty. As pretty as the day I left the show. Ari: Well you left the show when you were 25 and now they shoot everything in hi-def. (vote)