Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Ari: You know what Vince? We’ve got to get you a real manager.
Vince: Why pay 10 percent when I got E over here for four grand a month?
Ari: Four grand a month that’s what I pay my dogwalker. You wanna hit the road tomorrow?

Ari: Are you a communist? Or a socialist? Or didn’t they tell you the difference at Pepperoni U?

E (on Justine Chapin): Come on, she’s not a virgin!
Ari: Always a cynic, E.

Ari: I’d like to talk to Vince.
E. Vince’d like you to talk to me!
Ari (making a suggestion of breaking the phone): Ok player, tell him Colin Farrell took Matahorn. (closing his phone) FUCK YOU!!

Ari (after E leaves him at dinner): Can I get a check please? Domo arigato […]

E: I just read an article in the Times. The New York Times, not the shit they got out here.
Ari: You read the Times huh? You read the New Republic?
E: Uhh, I’ve heard of it.
Ari: Well I was reading that, and it’s interesting ’cause what is says is that you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

E: It doens’t matter what I think
Ari: It does matter what you think. What are you talking about, you’re part of the team baby, come on. I mean I gotto know what you think so I can get you to think what I think.

Emily: Ari, I really don’t want to get in the middle of this.
Ari: You are in the middle of this, whether you like it or not. Okay? You wanna be a hero? You want a medal, or are you a coward? (Emily walks away)
Ari: Knock off the hippie shit, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is Malibu, Emily, I want you to storm that beach like it’s fuckin’ Normandy!

Ari Gold (after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife): I’m ready to go here, all right? It’s like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby!

Ari: The next one after “Queens Boulevard” is a studio picture: I’m talking franchise, baby. We’ll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster cock.
Vince: It’s definitely tempting.
Ari: I love you!