Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Ari (shouting drunk, out of Lloyd’s car window): My life is over…
Lloyd: You’ll bounce back, Ari Gold!
Ari: I drove to work in an $80,000 Mercedes, and I’m going home in a prop car from the Fast and the Furious, I just don’t see it…

Ari: That was a good speech, Lloyd. If I was 25 and liked cock, we could be something.

(Adam Davies reveals himself to be the traitor within Ari’s coup d’état)
Ari (Davies turns away to leave): Hey, Adam.
Adam Davies: Yeah, Ari?
Ari: Just so you know, your girlfriend, when she was in the mailroom, offered to blow me. True story.

Ari: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, everything! into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner’s mask, and a god damn spike paddle, don’t think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!

Ari: Now, I want you to go to each of these agents - discreetly - and say the words “tse-tse fly”. Say nothing else. Now go.
Lloyd: Ari, are you leaving the agency…
Ari: “Silence” is fucking golden.