Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Ari: Jim, listen to me. Just man the fuck up, OK? We got Mary J. coming in today, it’s time to heat the woman’s lyrics; No More Drama!

(Lloyds calls Ari)
Ari: What’s the matter Lloyd? You and Tom like to listen to my voice while you dildo each other?
Lloyd: No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you.
Ari: OK, tell ‘m you’re on a cruise with your very own king of the world and have him call me direct.
Nicky: Hey Ari
Ari: Nicky Rubenstein! How’s my favorite state home convict?

(The crew meets prince Yair)
Yair: Well, I am here to buy a movie guys, and my pockets, they are deep
Ari: Well Yair, we’re sorry, but we’re here to sell to Americans, so that people can see it in the States, not in the Arab Emirates.

(E has financial doubts on his producership for Medellin)
E: I’m in, I’m in
Ari: Big balls for a little man, I love it. Let’s call Nicky and see if he’s got ‘m as well.

Nicky: Plus, I’m having some financial difficulties
Ari: Like what, the coffee cup holder in your Bugatti is broken?
(…)
Ari: Nicky, trust me, you’ll get other offers.
Nicky: How do you know?
Ari: Same way I knew you’re father was banging his secretary before everyone in town did; instinct!

Dana Gordon: You’re full of shit!
Ari: I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid.

(Turtle thinks Ari can sell the movie for 150 million dollars)
Ari: I like the faith Turtle, but not with Dana not. She made me split the abortion.

(Crew talking about “The Secret” and wishing stuff)
Ari: It doesn’t matter what any of you wish, ’cause you are with the master of universe, and he will deliver a sale of Medellin, not to be believed!

Billy: You know he’s bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you’re wife? It’s supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.

E: I hated it [the script]. But the guy already commited to do it and I was trying to be postive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!