Pardon my French

E: Can’t you wait for a callback?
Ari: As the French might say.. No I fucking can not!



Jail Suits You

Lloyd: Ari, you’re wearing the same suit as yesterday?
Ari: That’s because I spent the night in jail
Lloyd: OMG, Ari, why didn’t you call me?
Ari: Because you get one call and I wanted to use it on someone I like to have sex with.