Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

(Lloyd offers to fix E’s ripped shirt)
Ari: Save your homo erotic slave labor for me Lloyd. E, don’t take your shirt off. I don’t want anyone to go blind from the reflections of your translucent boy chest.

Ari: This is not good news. Good news is when the wife agrees to eat box for your birthday. This is great news.

Ari: How is the most fuckable president of productive in town?
Dana: Ari, get the fuck out
Ari: Brought Cristal and sprinklers cupcakes.. Your favorite. Or is it mine? What’s the difference, we used to eat everything off each other anyway. (..)

Ari: Have you seen Vince’s trailer?
Dana: I have, it’s good
Ari: Oh, please! It’s fucking great, gonna be downloaded more times than Britney’s beavershot.

(Dana tells Ari she already is closing on Heath Ledger to do Lost in the Clouds)
Dana: Sorry Ari, but this [the cupcakes] is good!
Ari: Lay off the icing Dana, looks like your hips could use a breather

(Ari meets Josh Weinstein, Heath’s manager)
Ari: There’s a reason why he chose to have some sherpa who was educated at Oxford to show ‘m up the mountain. (..) Look Josh, I don’t mean to tell you your business, but what do you think they were doing in that cave for two weeks? They were using each others asses as handwarmers!