Ari Gold Entourage Quotes

Billy: You know he’s bringing his wife to Cannes?
Vince: No, you bringing you’re wife? It’s supposed to be a boys trip!
Ari: Vinnie, when you get married you realize that a wife is like a herpes source. She comes and goes when and where she pleases.

E: I hated it [the script]. But the guy already commited to do it and I was trying to be postive
Ari: Wow, after 5 years you finally learned to lie. Welcome to Hollywood!

(Ari is giving a flight attentend a hard time on not informing him about the delay)
Flight attentend: Sir this had been an extraordinary day! We’re at code red.
Ari: Please. Come on! We’re at code red everytime the president has a loose stool.

Lloyd: You said that if you’re wife didn’t go to Cannes, that I could.
Ari: When did I say that?
Lloyd: When you said it wasn’t time for me to get promoted yet.
Ari: You know what Lloyd? I’m in the middle of a code red alert. I got military police everywhere, Germand shepherds ready to attack at a moments notice, I’m facing three hour delays and an uncertain, unsafe future. So get off my ass and go get my wife some favorite flowers!

(Vince and his entourage want to board the plane but there is one seat too few)
Ari: Everyone that not has a purpose in Cannes, say I. Turtle, Drama, don’t hold back.

(Lloyd tells Ari he’s going on vacation)
Ari: Listen, have a great time, wear a life vest because the only bobbing you should be doing is on Tom’s cock.

Ari (being interviewed on Medellin): I always try to steer my clients away from working with unexperienced directors and producers, because why take a chance? Vinnie really wanted to do this movie and there was no stopping him. But then when he wanted to put up his own money I thought that was crazy. ‘Cause look: most movies lose money. It’s my job as a talent representative to make sure that even if a movie loses all of it’s money, my client still sees al of his.

Ari (being interviewed on Medellin): When a director falls for an actor on set, all bets are off. If he doens’t get her, bet you have a problem. When someone else gets her, bet the house.

(Ari talking to his wife about his son not getting into Briar)
Ari: He’s a legacy. Legacies are a sure thing as me having to beg for blowjobs.

Ari (to Vince): I don’t believe it. Normally I have to get Us Weekly to get a look at those pretty eyes. And then I have to look at the wee bottom lower corner of the frame to see the man of this little men’s [Eric] head.
Eric: Little pudgy Ari, you put on a little weight?
Ari: Haha, you wish. 6% body fat. Achieve that when you’re 40 and I give you a 100 grant. (…) (mutters:) Do I look alright Vin?